One born every minute

Stop press! That's Drudge above, coyly using the question mark to kick some paranoid speculation closer to the mainstream. The Gateway Pundit is less circumspect:

... but probably still shouldn't go to the county fair by himself. The evidence appears to be that, um, someone created a file while the story was still being reported. Because that's never happened in the history of journalism.

For the record, I'm singularly unimpressed by the idea that AP's declaration of a "presumptive" nominee is somehow relevant.  I have enough trouble keeping up with fictional categories and made-up titles as it is.