Equal time

OK, just because the home office here happens to subscribe to one of the local fishwraps rather than the other, we probably don't spend enough time with the News as we could. Hence we sometimes miss locally originated gems like this one:

To the politically correct, the mention of fried chicken is an immediate endorsement of slavery rather than a testament to the innovative determination of the American slave population to improve its own physical wellbeing by creating a readily available dish which improved their diet.

You'll want to read the whole thing!