Thank you, Pope Rupert
Isn't it nice when a reporter goes beyond the "what" to give you the "what next"?
They're going to burn in hell.
Three godless thugs stole a churchgoing Bronx man’s Bible during a vicious beating and robbery captured on chilling surveillance video released by the NYPD yesterday.
Imagine, a newspaper that doesn't just provide coupons; it looks after your immortal soul as well! And not just yours, but souls belonging to those pesky document leakers:
It's whoever leaked the document that bears the burn-in-hell blame.
... and those annoying Democrats:
I pray the president is doing right by this country. But if he is wagging the dog, he will burn in hell.
Those are columnists, sure, but it also shows up in the occasional that's-what lede:
May he burn in hell.
That was the reaction the devastated son of a Pan Am Flight 103 victim had yesterday when he saw sickening photos of the Libyan terrorist convicted of blowing up the plane being embraced by family at home.
Before you get all technical with that redemption stuff, you should bear in mind that our Lede of the Morning for Wednesday was brought to you by the news organization that, by sometime early next year, will have its own presidential candidate. Have a good night!
They're going to burn in hell.
Three godless thugs stole a churchgoing Bronx man’s Bible during a vicious beating and robbery captured on chilling surveillance video released by the NYPD yesterday.
Imagine, a newspaper that doesn't just provide coupons; it looks after your immortal soul as well! And not just yours, but souls belonging to those pesky document leakers:
It's whoever leaked the document that bears the burn-in-hell blame.
... and those annoying Democrats:
I pray the president is doing right by this country. But if he is wagging the dog, he will burn in hell.
Those are columnists, sure, but it also shows up in the occasional that's-what lede:
May he burn in hell.
That was the reaction the devastated son of a Pan Am Flight 103 victim had yesterday when he saw sickening photos of the Libyan terrorist convicted of blowing up the plane being embraced by family at home.
Before you get all technical with that redemption stuff, you should bear in mind that our Lede of the Morning for Wednesday was brought to you by the news organization that, by sometime early next year, will have its own presidential candidate. Have a good night!
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1 Comments:
But - what if they read the Bible and get saved? Then what, Kirstan?
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