Lede of the morning

Michigan has more water than Saudi Arabia has oil.

Know what else? We get the stuff delivered on a regular basis! Srsly! And if we'd had four inches of oilfall in one day across the metro region, I probably would have been late for class too.

In an issue that seems to be dedicated to telling me stuff I already know -- Teens must work hard to get summer job! We're not out of the woods yet! It's weird to run into Dr. Kevorkian at the library! Flying sucks!  -- it takes a lot to stand out. Mixing oil and water,* though, seems to have done it.

* This lede appears below the first subhed at the link; the part at the top is the column acting as a 1A centerpiece that supposedly refers to the whole package.