Maggot story of the week

There's a long story, which some of you know, leading up to the punch line "get the maggots in the lede!" But a maggot lede is only as good as the supporting quotes:

"I felt like they were crawling all over me because it only takes one maggot to upset your world," she said. "And as they're telling us to stay calm and seated, I see a maggot looking back at me and I'm thinking, 'These are anaerobic, flesh-eating larvae that the flight attendants don't have to sit with.'"

Thank you, America's Newspapers!