Friday, June 04, 2010

Dewey defeats ghghghgh

And the Ancient & Mystic Order of the Dummy Type welcomes another initiate into its secretive fraternal ranks! Let's all buy a virtual round for the subs at the Times & Citizen and bedfordtoday. (You have to admit that, as question heds go, "Did you see naked man in Bedford?" has a lot to say for it.)

The carrier pigeon from Bedfordshire was late today, so we're grateful to alert readers* across the water who shared this electronically.** In the Big Picture department: It matters not how pure your soul, how good your beer,*** or how urgent your other tasks. Do not turn your back on dummy type. Ever. Not for a moment. You're asking for toothmarks in the sirloin and a permanent spot in the Com3210 Hall of Fame.

* Thanks to Stan and Rich.
** Eventually we'll have to explain to the tenure committee why International Clearinghouse for Pied Heds and Dummy Type counts as "scholarship," rather than "service."

*** In the "who knew?" department: Your Editor's favorite bitter is from Bedford! The stuff you learn from the Intertubes.


Anonymous Q. Pheevr said...

Bonus points for colliding with the text of the article in a way that would have been physically impossible back in the day.

10:35 PM, June 04, 2010  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emil anonymously said, "Damn the descenders, full speed ahead."

9:42 AM, June 05, 2010  
Blogger The Ridger, FCD said...

Yes, I like the way headghgh overlaps the actually story. headline again wouldn't have!

9:51 AM, June 05, 2010  
Blogger fev said...

Remember, kids: Brush after eating, rotate your tires, and add 6 points per line to the hed frame to avoid unsightly overlap!

10:03 AM, June 05, 2010  
Anonymous Stan said...

The second word is so malformed, it looks like a grunt of pain.

11:12 AM, June 06, 2010  

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