One Of America's Newspapers

Some days, life just imitates the Dacron Republican-Democrat harder than others.

We also have an early favorite in the Lede of the Year competition:

Deep in the night, on the other side of the equator, inside a disco in a remote beach town in southern Chile, Carissa Elenbaas and Amanda Rose were dancing, spinning around and around when the floor started shaking, and the power went out, and the music died, and bottles of booze fell off the bar and burst on the ground, and glass windows shattered, and everybody was screaming, but one sound, more than any other, dominated the darkness.

Keep it coming, America's Newspapers!