Sunday, June 07, 2009

Forbidden heds

Q: I thought heds that played on sports figures' names were forbidden under all circumstances.
A: They are.

Q: Does that mean two heds in four days mangling Pavel Datsyuk's name provide a sure sign of the apocalypse?
A: Almost certainly.

Q: Would the desk have been saved from the flames of eternal torment if it had settled on whether the short form should be "Dat" or "Dats"?
A: No, probably not.



Anonymous rayb said...

Those are serious offenses against civility, but twy to wead the deck hed without bweaking your tongue. Dat's going to bring on extra coals in the hereafter.

1:57 PM, June 08, 2009  

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