Touch me, heal me

On the too-good-to-retouch, what-were-they-thinking front, this just in from the Fair 'n' Balanced Network.

Best I can tell, "I feel you" dates at least to an update at 10:43a, and so far it's survived one further update (10:56a). Anybody wanna start a pool on how long it stays up? [Alas, as of about 11:15a, it has become the tedious "Bush: I Share Americans' Concern." Sic transit gloria feely]