Let's make a ... no, let's not

In case you're still shopping for a hed for your next Market Meltdown centerpiece, mind if we suggest one to avoid?

Take a bow, Columbus (Ga.), the Rocky, Florida Today, Marshalltown (Iowa), Worcester, Orlando (doubling the fun with "Debate or no debate?" in the offlede), Miami, the PiPress, Biloxi, KanCity (that blue screen of pain), USA Today and Poodle Springs.