Don't bogart that paired-samples t-test

Start => All Pro- grams => Access- ories => Calculator. Got it? Now that you've figured out the approximate cost per ounce, it's time to figure out why there are more than twice as many ounces in the lede as there seem to be in the cutline.

Over in the Triangle Buro, Strayhorn (who found this one in the N&O) notes: I guess this reminds us that Math is Hard, but getting a story to match the hed and cutline really isn't.

That nice Mr. Gates put a calculator at your work station. You're on your own for the suspicion part.