Sunday, July 15, 2007

I can afflicts them a little too?

Just tidying up the bibliography on the monster this weekend, thought some of you suspects might like this, from the USA Today "mission" "statement":

The easy-to-use, comprehensive source of timely news and information edited to inform and entertain today's time-pressed, affluent and influential people.

Alternative endings welcome. Likewise Ouija board visits from Hildy Johnson or his/her ilk.

2 Comments:

Blogger Strayhorn said...

Hildy says: "No one reads past the third graph anyway."

4:13 PM, July 16, 2007  
Blogger fev said...

Innit Walter Burns who says "Nobody reads past the third graf"? When they're arguing about how quickly the paper ought to get credit?

"Tell him his poetry smells and kick him downstairs."

11:44 AM, July 17, 2007  

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