Halloween Q&A
As a special reader service -- don't start asking for it every year, now -- we're going to pull out the Official HEADSUP-L Ouija Board and see if we can answer a few of the pressing questions raised by America's Newspapers on this day of wrath and terror looming:
Q: Silly, spooky imaginings -- or signs of an unseen power?
A: Silly, spooky imaginings.
Q: Do ghosts patrol some of the state’s high school sports’ sites or are these stories just urban myths to frighten the competition?
A: These stories are just urban myths to frighten the competition.
Q: So what makes you think your local high school doesn’t have a bat in its belfry?
A: No belfry.
Q: Should all these stories be written off, their veracity in doubt, their claims too dubious?
A: Yes.
Q: Still not convinced?
A: That's correct.
Readers are invited to submit more questions and answers. Any question appearing in big type or body copy from a Halloween story over the past week is eligible.
Q: Silly, spooky imaginings -- or signs of an unseen power?
A: Silly, spooky imaginings.
Q: Do ghosts patrol some of the state’s high school sports’ sites or are these stories just urban myths to frighten the competition?
A: These stories are just urban myths to frighten the competition.
Q: So what makes you think your local high school doesn’t have a bat in its belfry?
A: No belfry.
Q: Should all these stories be written off, their veracity in doubt, their claims too dubious?
A: Yes.
Q: Still not convinced?
A: That's correct.
Readers are invited to submit more questions and answers. Any question appearing in big type or body copy from a Halloween story over the past week is eligible.
posted by fev at 12:20 PM
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