Word flu

The Ledes of Satan are like any other epidemic -- the infection crops up in one place, then the next thing you know it's hopped state lines, and the next thing after that we're all doing grisly Swedish forms of penance in our spare time.

To, to reiterate, certain ledes are banned forever, under all circumstances, no matter where you are, no matter your circulation:

2006 is last season for MB amusement park
It's official: Say good-bye to the Myrtle Beach Pavilion Amusement Park.

'Nuff said. Though as time permits, it'll be worth looking at a case in which this smaller K-R rag wrote a smarter and more sophisticated hed than its confreres to the west.