Old Man Winter kept the trunk of Typical Localwoman’s Subaru sealed in his icy clutch this morning, requiring her to load her groceries into the back seat instead.
Wait a minute. Wasn't he in a 1A lede just a month ...
Old Man Winter dumped between a foot and 15½ inches of snow on Columbia in a 24-hour period, making this year the second most significant snowfall since 1900.
That's him, officer! Stop him before he makes a break for the innocent morning paper across town!
I'll keep a lookout here -- he's supposed to be in the area tomorrow!
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