Pump pain and dinettes

If you haven't been saddled with writing the hed on the latest swing in gasoline prices, want a suggestion? Anything but "pain at the pump."

It isn't fresh now. It wasn't fresh last time we wasted a morning cataloging it. It won't be fresh when you fill up your personal atomic helicopter on the way to Spacely's Sprockets and gaze in wonder as the meter goes around. So don't. OK? Thanks!