Saturday, March 15, 2008

Two Dacron women feared missing!

Say a tornado hits a major U.S. city on a Friday night when things are really hopping downtown. Your lede hed should be ...
Um, Lexington? Guys? It was a Sunday newspaper parody. They didn't really mean it! Frances Bundle and her mother weren't real Ohio vacationers! And volcanoes didn't really destroy Japan (though Japan was is in the eastern hemisphere).
Look. We know basketball is a big deal, even for you lesser schools. But do let's keep our priorities straight, shall we?


Blogger The Ridger, FCD said...

Man. Don't you UNDERSTAND?? The UK game was postponed! They'll have to play TWO games on the same day!!!

Who cares about Atlanta?

Seriously, I got email from my brother lamenting the Vols' bad luck in almost the same way - and they just had their game moved till later and possibly lost tv coverage.

Sometimes I wonder about you. Your priorities are warped.

3:52 PM, March 15, 2008  
Blogger fev said...

*Ahem* _My_ priorities won with 0.8seconds left and are thinking about ordering a big old plate of Duke for Sunday dinner. (If a very, very small tornado manages to pick Dick Vitale up and carry him off to call the Big 12 or something, that'd be OK too.)

4:31 PM, March 15, 2008  
Blogger The Ridger, FCD said...

Well, looks like you'll have to settle for Tiger, eh?

7:56 AM, March 16, 2008  
Blogger fev said...

Yes (for the moment). And if you're not saying "Om nom nom nom," you're doing it wrong.

10:54 AM, March 16, 2008  

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