Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Resoundingly stupid lede of the morning

3 T's: Think, talk, Tiffany's
Knight Ridder
Holiday presents can pack the emotional wallop of a 1990 Dom Perignon buzz or a three-car wreck.

That's a three-car-wreck lede, all right. I can't stop staring at it. Tell you what, readers: Let's have a contest. Hold it down to 30 words (that's right, two-thirds more verbiage than the Hemingwayesque original) and try to top this for brainless imagery.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Tis the season... (Add 27 words of your choosing here)

Although to tell you the truth, I haven't seen anyone try to slip that one past the MOian desk this month. A quick Google News search, however, proves other places ain't so lucky ( ).


3:53 PM, December 14, 2005  
Blogger fev said...

Yow. Nice detective work there, Diego.

12:10 AM, December 16, 2005  

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