Judge Crater test-drives solar SUV
Do not start with the "but ... but ... UK!" stuff.* There are other centers of the sporting universe, and some of them still manage to exercise a little vestigial news judgment. A basic truth remains: When you pull out the End of the World type in the preseason, you don't have a lot of headroom left if you should actually get to the championship.
By the way -- whoever wrote the "Let the ticketing begin" hed downpage? Take another lap.
* As best can be determined at this remove, here's the box from the first college basketball game Your Editor ever attended.