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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

When nouns collide

Diagramming party to action stations: Fox News is on the loose again!

Pregnant frying pan attack teen surrenders

For extra credit, see how much fun you can have with one, two or three hyphens.

3 comments:

  1. Fun with punctuation:

    Pregnant Frying Pan: "attack!"
    Teen surrenders

    Pregnant? Frying-pan attack teen, surrenders

    Pregnant? frying?
    Pan attack, teen, surrenders

    Pregnant-frying pan: Attack teen surrenders?

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  2. If we assume the odd cadence used by the Brit tabs, it reads:

    "Teen who attacked pregnant frying pan has surrendered"

    Which begs the question - who's the father? And how do you administer a paternity test to a pan?

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  3. There you go, blaming the victim again.

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